Mum, what were you like BEFORE me?
Mum, The Stories Only You Can Tell
Thirty stories only she can tell, in the book that actually moves.
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Thirty stories she writes herself, plus games, quizzes and vouchers.
One more trick
This is Mum
Turn her upside down
WOW
She’s WOW from every angle.
One day you’ll want these stories. Ask while it’s still funny.
Mum Bingo
Tap everything your mum has said this week. Page 49 of the book, playable right now.
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Tap a square to begin.
Post your score and ask everyone what theirs is.
Make Her Mum Card
Rate her powers. Draw her portrait. Publish the evidence.
Draw here, or leave it for Mum Duck
What’s Inside
30 storiesFrom her first job to the funniest thing that ever happened to her.
30 guessesThe kids guess her answer first. She writes the real one. Someone gets a hug.
2 cartoonsFlip-books in the page corners. One forwards, one backwards.
6 vouchersTo cut out, including one actual lie-in.
One Book, Three Editions
For kids, teens and grown-ups to give their mum. The same idea, written for whoever is asking.

Kid EditionDucks, games and a flip-book in the corners. For little ones to fill in with her.You’re here

Teen EditionThe questions they were too cool to ask, plus Cringe Bingo.You’re here

Grown-Up EditionA keepsake of her life, in her own words.You’re here
Ask Her While It’s Still Funny
One day you’ll want to know. This is the book that gets it written down.
Grown-ups, this button is yours.
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